An accident
 
  A Jewish man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off.
 
  He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after
  careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small size for $5,000,
  a  medium size for $15,000, or an extra-large size for $30,000. I realize
  it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife."
 
  When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at
  the floor.  "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen."
     

 

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