The Devil
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of
Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services
started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking about their
lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon
everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman
who sat calmly in his pew, not moving. Seemingly oblivious to the fact
that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked,
"Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a
little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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