Preacher and the KKK
The preacher rose with a red face.
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet
Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would
not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered
as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
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