A man is in bed asleep when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door   
                Needs a Push

A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat 
on the door.  He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half 
past three in the morning.  "I'm not getting out of bed at this time",
he thinks, and rolls over.  Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.  
So he drags  himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.  
He opens the door and  there is man standing at  the door. 
It didn't take the homeowner>>>  long to realize the man was
drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed."
says the  man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says 
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we  broke 
down in the pouring rain on the way to  pick the kids up  from the 
baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us 
started again?  What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife.  "He needs our help, 
the right thing to do, would be to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: 
"Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out 
"Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: 
"Where are  you?"  

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."





 
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