A Bass, a Baritone and a Tenor doing construction work were eating lunch   
        Lunches

A Bass, a Baritone and a Tenor were doing construction work on the
scaffolding of a tall building.  They were eating lunch and the Bass
said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one
more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Baritone opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!  If I
get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The tenor
opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich
one more time, I'm jumping too."

Next day the Bass opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage
and jumps to his death. The Baritone opens his lunch, sees a burrito and

jumps too.  The tenor opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to
his death as well.

At the funeral, the Bass's wife is weeping.  She says, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"  The Baritone's wife also weeps and says, "I
could have given him tacos or enchiladas!  I didn't realize he hated
burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the tenor's wife.  "Hey, don't look at
me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."

 
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