50 Inches Long
A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is
unable to get any women to have sex with him. "They all tell me that my
penis is too long."
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can
shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do
know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him
directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 50
inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help
me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it."
The man uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches
her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.
What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you
will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog to marry you? Each time the frog declines
your proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the
pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log. He called out to the
frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO".
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter. "WOW," he
screamed out loud, "This is great!!" But it's still too long at 40 inches,
so I'll ask the frog to marry me again. "Frog, will you marry me?," the guy
shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another
10 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at
his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Thirty inches
is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. So, I'll ask the
frog to marry me one more time. Grinning, he looked across the pond and
yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across pond shaking its head,
"NO..........NO..........and for the last time..........NO!"
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