The Marriage Counselor
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a
young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was
to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time
and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the
counselor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor
for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to
say.
On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing
all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor
went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her
passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had
happened.
The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least
twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on
Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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