Don't step on the ducks
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have
one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."
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So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever
saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to
this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on
a uck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss
a thng, and with him is another extremely ugly
woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as
for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to
be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is
very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go
months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he
has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy
blonde. St. Peter chains them together withoutsaying a
word.
The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped
on a duck.
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