Sandpaper

One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we
make love I get splinters."

So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice.  Gepetto says, "Sandpaper,
my boy, that's all you need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So how are you
doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"

 

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